AI-powered SEO Therapy

Why not use AI for entertainment while venting your frustrations?

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Me: After spending 6 months on content strategy and traffic drops 80%

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POV: Explaining why keyword stuffing won't fix everything

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When the client asks for "quick wins" in a competitive niche

📸 Real* SEO Professionals (*definitely not staged stock photos)

Pour your SEO frustrations into the void below, and receive wisdom wrapped in sarcasm and sprinkled with truth bombs.

Quick-start your therapy session:

Click a prompt below or type your own SEO frustrations in the box. Nothing is too bizarre - we've seen it all!

Top 10 SEO Tools for a "Stress-Free" Life

1.

Seobility.net

Comprehensive SEO audit tool offering technical analysis, content optimization, and ranking monitoring.

Your Swiss Army knife for technical SEO audits. Because who doesn't love finding 404 errors at 3 AM?
2.

Keyword.com

Advanced keyword research platform providing search volume data, competition metrics, and trend analysis.

For when you need to convince yourself that 'best SEO tool 2024' is totally worth targeting.
3.

Dashthis.com

Automated marketing reporting platform that consolidates data from multiple sources into customizable dashboards.

Because explaining ROI to clients requires pretty graphs and lots of arrows pointing up.
4.

Otterly.AI

A cutting-edge platform for monitoring and optimizing brand visibility across AI-powered search platforms like ChatGPT, Google AI Overviews, and Perplexity.

Because fighting AI for SERP visibility is like teaching a robot to understand your sarcasm - now there's a tool for that.
5.

Screaming Frog

Powerful website crawler for technical SEO audits, analyzing site structure, and identifying optimization opportunities.

When you need to crawl 10 million pages and your laptop sounds like it's about to take off.
6.

Ahrefs

Comprehensive SEO toolset for backlink analysis, keyword research, competitor analysis, and content research.

For when you want to spy on competitors and pretend you're in the SEO CIA.
7.

Google Search Console

Official Google tool for monitoring website performance in search results and identifying technical issues.

Free therapy sessions watching your clicks go up and down like a rollercoaster.
8.

Surfer SEO

Data-driven content optimization tool that analyzes top-ranking pages to guide content creation.

Because manually analyzing content is so 2010.
9.

Moz Pro

SEO software suite offering keyword research, site audits, rank tracking, and link research tools.

When you need to feel nostalgic about the good old days of SEO.
10.

Answer The Public

Visual keyword research tool that generates questions and phrases based on autocomplete data.

For finding questions you never knew people asked (but probably shouldn't).

Frequently Asked SEO and Ranking Questions